Secrets to a Great Kiss

Posted on February 10th, 2007 by SusieJ

Now, what is it that they say? Practice makes perfect. Here is how to be a great kisser. Kissing Tips, and more.This is an educational post, and believe me, after reading this post, you will know things you didn’t know before.

“Women are subconsciously more attracted to men whose immune system proteins and genotype are different than her own, leading to offspring with resistance to a greater number of diseases, and thus having a better chance of survival. This explains why couples are more likely to bond if they have the right “chemistry”. Kisses are not always good. I learned that, “A more ominous use of the kiss is as a symbol of condemnation as may be observed when a crime lord kisses an underling, in effect imposing a death sentence upon that person, the ultimate “goodbye kiss” or the “kiss of death”. Indeed, Judas betrayed Jesus with a kiss.” The “kiss”, however, does not exist in all cultures, as certain societies find it repugnant, such as the Burmese. They don’t even have a word for it.

  • The Hot Breath Kiss technique, click here.
  • The Wall Kiss technique– guys only — can be found here.
  • The, Strawberry Kiss and
  • Behind the Veil.
  • This one is called, the Best Kiss In the Entire World, but it involves a child’s sandbox, and I don’t know — I think I’ve spent enough time cleaning sand out of shoes, socks and pockets.And, to really spice things up, maybe you could give her belly dance lessons?Read more below for techniques on how to make a perfectly wild kiss.
    In the most countries, mine included, kissing, thankfully, is good. Our lips are one of our most potent erogenous zones. Kissing is very complex, requiring the use of twenty muscles working cooperatively, most importantly, the orbicularis oris muscle. Sounds kind of complicated. In researching this article, I found a wealth of information about kissing techniques. And many of you, faithfully married for 10 years or more, might want to peruse this article and click on these sites to see what’s new.
  • And more kissing stuff by clicking here.

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14 Comments

Like all of you, I am overwhelmed and am currently working on a plan to eliminate all need for sleep so that I will have enough hours in the day. I'll let you know as soon as I have all the kinks worked out. I treasure your comments and emails. I do read them all.
  1. Mr. Althouse ~ Feb 10, 2007 at 8:21 pm

    Well this is valuable information indeed. All I need now is a girl!

    Michele sent me,

    Mike

  2. Carmi ~ Feb 10, 2007 at 8:31 pm

    Looks like I’ve got some reading to do! I really hope I measure up…I’d better go talk to my wife :)

    Seriously, these are wonderful resources. Who woulda thought?

  3. Paul N. ~ Feb 10, 2007 at 8:54 pm

    My First Wife is out of town, but when she comes home, there’ll be some “research” done to verify you findings. I guarantee!

    Oh, here from Michele’s.

  4. RA ~ Feb 10, 2007 at 11:49 pm

    Hi, there! I appreciate the trackback and I hope you have a great Valentine’s Day!

  5. (un)relaxeddad ~ Feb 11, 2007 at 7:36 pm

    Probably the most useful post I’ve read for a while. Just hope supermum doesn’t catch me studying all this stuff - wouldn’t want her to think I was planning anything!

  6. Sarabjeet Singh ~ Mar 3, 2007 at 5:23 am

    hiiiiii susei i m Sarabjeet (TSO) from microsoft windows XP
    i have seen ur blog &its really amazing, seen u , ur kids & really nice to them
    bye take care

  7. NannyMolly ~ Mar 8, 2007 at 6:54 pm

    This is an excellent piece, dear SusieJ, which I am forwarding to my kissing-challenged consultees. Due to my aristocratic nose I learned to do the ObliqueKiss so my luscious lips would touch in just the right way. But, friends, a word of warning, Nanny Tina, more experienced (many husbands on and off the books!) tells me that “da way a guy kisses tells ya everyting”), so for what it’s worth, I pass it on.

    Cordially,
    Nanny Molly

  8. Lil ~ Apr 24, 2007 at 2:38 am

    Great post on MSO’s theme! Of course I’ve got to spend copious amount of time browsing the links, trying out said techniques with my man…gawd knows we need somethin’somthin’! Thanks for posting!

    Lil

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